“I’M A SWAMP CREATURE WHO LOVES ART, VIDEO GAMES, AND LORD OF THE RINGS. I LOVE WHEN MY CLIENTS TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW CUTE THEIR PETS ARE SO THAT I CAN ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE MY PETS ARE. THEY’RE VERY CUTE. I’VE BEEN TATTOOING FOR 6 YEARS AND I SPECIALIZE IN FINE-LINE, STIPPLING, AND ABSTRACT BLACKWORK WITH A KNACK FOR INCORPORATING EYES INTO MY DESIGNS. I’M ALSO REALLY BAD AT ENDING INTROS. BUTTS.”